Kashmir Birk

"Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?"
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman"
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
"But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder"
"Do I know what rhetorical means?"
"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different."
"Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college."
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
"The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. What else ..."
"Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
"Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!"

Homer Simpson