"But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder"
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different."
"Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college."
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
"Shut up, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
the wisdom of Homer Simpson
I only want seven things...a life of thoughts uncluttered, rich in sleep, harmony of health, heart unfettered, humour unconsumed, relentless passion and love abound. Is that to much to ask for?